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 This beef comes highly recommended from one of our members. ORGANIC DEXTER BEEF is succulent beef totally grass reared on organic pasture and haylage made on the farm. The beef is hung for at least two weeks in the traditional way which gives a deep colour to the meat, not bright red as in so many supermarkets. 

 5kg Premium Pack — £69.00 including delivery

Best Roast, Slow Roast, Selection of Steaks, Casserole or Diced Beef, Best Lean Mince.

www.dexterbeefonline.co.uk

To order this fine meat you have to get onto Jane's mailing list. You should email her at This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it . There is a beef mailing list and a lamb one. These prices include home delivery.

Only buy or fill up your car in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the fuel, when it gets warmer petrol expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening....your litre is not exactly a litre

At the exact day when your 50th birthday appears on the horizon, you start to wave newspapers in front of your face like a punkah-wallah in a futile attempt to read the smaller fonts.

You go to the eye vet; you discover, if you read the text on the postcard results very carefully, that you have no abnormalities: you have just become short-sighted.